Expendables 3: What's That You Say?
by Mike Stanz
posted Jun 25 2014 5:00AM
The newest installment of the Expendables series is due out in theaters on August 15. And the cast list reads like a rundown of movie and TV stars in search of redemption. Or maybe just a paycheck.
You’ve got the franchise players: Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Dolph Lundgren and Arnold Schwarzenegger. Between them, you can understand every fourth or fifth word (the ratio goes way down when the scene just includes Dolph and Arnold).
Then you add in Antonio Banderas, Harrison Ford, Mel Gibson and Wesley Snipes and you’ve got a veritable hodgepodge of unintelligibility.
If this one isn’t sponsored by Miracle-Ear, then Miracle-Ear seriously missed the boat.