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by Mike Stanz posted Sep 23 2014 3:00AM
James Spader visited The Tonight Show and tried to describe his experience at Comic Con in San Diego.

He was out there to promote his appearance in Avengers: Age of Ultron, a movie due out sometime in 2015.

His description of the event borders on requiring an R rating. Check it out - but be warned, you may need a cigarette afterwards.

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by Mike Stanz posted Sep 23 2014 3:00AM
Stephen Tulloch, a linebacker for the Detroit Lions, was able to sack Green Bay's quarterback, Aaron Rodgers, during Sunday's game between the two.

That's the good news. After all, it's the goal of every defensive player to get a piece of the other team's quarterback.

It's even reason to celebrate. And that's where the news turns back, for Tulloch and the Lions.

Getting up from the sack, Tulloch jumped in the air, mimicking Rodgers' famous touchdown move, where he mimes a championship belt around his waist like you might seen in the WWE. It's also known as the State Farm Discount Double Check move, thanks to all those commercials.

As he made the move, Tulloch came down badly and injured his left knee. He had to leave the game, and according to reports yesterday, he's out for the rest of the season with a torn ACL.

Not funny at all, but there sure is plenty of irony to go around. Check out the video - it's a quick one on repeat, so you'll have to click to stop it!

SPR's post on Vine
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Topics : Sports
by Mike Stanz posted Sep 23 2014 3:00AM
The rules of high-fiving etiquette seemed to be suspended in the owner's box at Sunday's game between the New England Patriots and the Oakland Raiders.

After Tom Brady threw a touchdown pass to Rob Gronkowski, Patriots' owner Robert Kraft went to high-five his guest, film star and Boston native, Mark Wahlberg.

Mark didn't see the high five, and didn't really react after Kraft tapped him on the shoulder.

Was it a diss, or simply a case of a guy actually paying attention to the game and not the team's owner?

Check it out - it's a short clip, but it's gone viral.

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Topics : Sports
Location : Boston
by Mike Stanz posted Sep 23 2014 3:00AM
We've all heard about the breach at the White House over the weekend.

A homeless veteran was able to scale a fence, dash across the North Lawn and actually get into the front door before being stopped.

He had a knife in his pocket, and yesterday, the Secret Service revealed that they found 800 rounds of ammunition in his car along with a machete and two hatchets, classifying him as a threat to the president.

After that announcement, the security detail announced a new policy: the front door to the White House would remain locked when not in use.

This should be one of the most secure buildings in the United States, and it took them this long to figure out maybe they should keep the doors locked when no one's using them?

Sort of funny, in a very sad way...

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Topics : Politics
by Mike Stanz posted Sep 23 2014 3:00AM
It's official.

Kris Jenner - momager (her word, not mine) to the Kardashian and Jenner kids - has filed for divorce from her husband of 23 years, the almost completely resculpted Olympic athlete, Bruce Jenner.

They've been living apart for close to a year now, so it's no real surprise to anyone.

I sure hope the kids are okay, don't you?

Meanwhile, on the same day as the divorce was announced, Kris appeared on Instagram, trying to sell a dress - and taking a lot of heat for what many are calling a highly-PhotoShopped shot.

Hard to believe that Mama K would PhotoShop anything, but I guess it's possible - what do you think?

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by Mike Stanz posted Sep 23 2014 3:00AM
Charlo Greene, a reporter at KTVA in Alaska, left her fellow employees in shock on Sunday.

While completing a studio stand-up about the Alaska Cannabis Club, which provides connections between medical marijuana cardholders who need marijuana with medical marijuana cardholders who have marijuana. According to their web site, it's all done legally in accordance with Alaska's rules and regulations.

At the end of the story, Charlo announced that she was the owner of the Alaska Cannabis Club, and she planned to dedicat all her energy to legalizing marijuana in the 49th state.

And that's when she quit her job, live, on the air. And not with just a simple "I quit."

No, it was proceeded with a suitably-placed F-bomb.

She walked off the set, leaving the news anchor stupefied.
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People : Charlo Greene
by Mike Stanz posted Sep 22 2014 3:00AM
If you're going to get penalized for something in soccer, it might as well be for celebrating your first goal with your grandmother.

Over the weekend, Alessandro Florenzi of team Roma put a ball in the net, and immediately went into the stands to hug his nonna.

Look, when you're Italian, it's what you do, yellow card or not.

Later, he told reporters that it was a stipulation his grandmother put on coming to the match. She said she'd only come if he came over to say hi.

And if nonna happens to curse the referee with the Evil Eye, hey, that's the way it goes!

Check out the video - there's no sound with it, but it's fun to watch...

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Topics : Sports
by Mike Stanz posted Sep 22 2014 3:00AM
Zoe Saldana's having a pretty good year. Her movie, Guardians of the Galaxy, is the big hit of the summer and is heading into a strong fall showing as well.

And she's pregnant - according to her old pal, Britney Spears, she's expecting twins.

Given that fact, the last thing you'd expect to see her doing is pole dancing.

Well, guess what? She's doing just that. Okay, she did just that over the weekend,on a shuttle at Dulles Airport, with her husband.

She posted the video on Instagram, explaining that she was bored, and admitting that "poledancing is difficult under these conditions."

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by Mike Stanz posted Sep 22 2014 3:00AM
Remember when phones were actually used to talk to people?

Yeah, it's a vague memory to me too...

The gang from i.aM.mE, a hip-hop troupe out of Houston, put together a video that perfectly sums up the reason so many people have cell phones these days.

Check it out. It's pretty good, and pretty funny too.

by Mike Stanz posted Sep 22 2014 3:00AM
It's hard to believe, but a guy with a knife was able to climb the fence at the White House, sprint across the North Lanw and actually get inside the building before being stopped by the Secret Service.

The folks in charge of the President's security detail are reviewing policies and procedures to figure out exactly what happened.

First step: they will no longer hire White House security personnel directly from the defensive unit of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

Check out the video of the event, captured by a bystander... Looks like the security guard was just a little late moving people back.

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