Look who ducked into the Billboard Music Awards last night in Las Vegas. None other than Billy Ray Cyrus, but shhh! Don't say that name out loud.
He's playing Captain Incognito, and you would too.
Just imagine walking in to any place that has to do with the music industry.and having to listen to people tell him what his daughter did last night with an inflatable sex toy in Dusseldorf.
From the looks of things, Billy's about ready to hit the road with a Broadway tour - either as the title character in "Jesus Christ, Superstar"
or as Cousin It in "The Addam's Family."